Kevin Tor

I have my feelings about the Conan and Leno situation at NBC but I’m not going to sound off here. This is my blog, not a place a to air my personal feelings and opinions.

I’m not sure why but I loved every second of this. It was so well done. You don’t need to watch Ninja Sex Party 1 to understand this. I didn’t.

A Chinese news station made a full reenactment of what they think happened to cause the Tiger Woods car accident. It is amazing.

It is something straight out of the SIMS. My favorite part is when Tiger is thinking about the mistress while Elin yells at him. A thought bubble? Genius. Well done, not United States!

There are times in your life where you realize you are making things happen. When the world is your oyster and that oyster is really a Cinnabon in the shape of an oyster because I don’t like real oysters. That cinnamon pastry oyster world was indeed mine last night. I went to see “The Watchmen” with the creator of the brilliant comic strip “Medium Large” and someone else. Well, that creator captured my and someone else’s feelings* about the experience. I’m the guy on the left. Click to enlarge.

Thanks, Ces! This is one of the highlights of my life. Also on the list: when I was born and when I got married.

* My feelings can definitely be represented by “MEH” but what I actually said when the movie was over was: “I don’t know why Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio got married. They really did not like each other.” I said that because I’m a comedian and I wanted to say something funny and unexpected and I think I did just that. There was huge trailer talk. Great trailers!

Someone posted this recently on Facebook and it’s mesmerizing. I felt the need to share it. This almost makes me want to have a pregnant wife just so I can see her in a leotard. I didn’t know they made maternity leotards. I would have had that up there pretty high on the impractically retarded pregnancy list next to maternity corset and maternity suit of armor. Still, I’m getting one for the mother of my children.

My favorite parts are the solo rap, rhyming bagel and kegel, and the awkward hug. I also want to point out that the instructions at the end are not only appropriate for pregnant women but for all people. Be sure you can carry on a normal conversation before continuing. If you cannot, you may have had a stroke. Can you smell cheese? Can you not carry on a normal conversation AND you smell cheese? Get to a doctor! GO!

“Once you see this thing, you unload everything you can until it stops moving and you shoot only for the head.” I may leave my wife for this movie. It pains me that I didn’t think of this first. David Hasselhoff and man-eating, super snakes. This is going to be the number one movie of all time in Germany.

My friends, Sara Benincasa and Diana Saez, have been making these awesome videos depicting VP candidate Sarah Palin if she had a vlog on youtube. Well, since you can’t keep good things down (I think I’ll start doing some good things for just that reason), they have been picked up by the Huffington Post to make the videos for their amazing site. I can’t be prouder of the two of them. I’ve tried. Check out the first video below.