Kevin Tor

I have my feelings about the Conan and Leno situation at NBC but I’m not going to sound off here. This is my blog, not a place a to air my personal feelings and opinions.

I’m not sure why but I loved every second of this. It was so well done. You don’t need to watch Ninja Sex Party 1 to understand this. I didn’t.

A Chinese news station made a full reenactment of what they think happened to cause the Tiger Woods car accident. It is amazing.

It is something straight out of the SIMS. My favorite part is when Tiger is thinking about the mistress while Elin yells at him. A thought bubble? Genius. Well done, not United States!

This commercial bothers me so much. The mother isn’t around, hopefully because she died and not because she couldn’t take the strange relationship between her daughter and husband. I’m sure this is going to come out sexist but I don’t think daughters step up in times of crisis to become the “woman of the house.” If I’m in this position ever (I pray not. I don’t want a daughter.), the most spousey thing my daughter’s allowed to do is get a job to pay some bills. I guess it’s time to scratch Electra off our list of baby names. Don’t want to chance ending up like this freak family. Did they go out for dinner after this to celebrate, then throw caution to the wind and fly to Paris? I must go vomit now.

Picnicface makes great comedy. If you don’t know them, you should. This is so great.

Special thanks to Sue Funke for this one.

There are times in your life where you realize you are making things happen. When the world is your oyster and that oyster is really a Cinnabon in the shape of an oyster because I don’t like real oysters. That cinnamon pastry oyster world was indeed mine last night. I went to see “The Watchmen” with the creator of the brilliant comic strip “Medium Large” and someone else. Well, that creator captured my and someone else’s feelings* about the experience. I’m the guy on the left. Click to enlarge.

Thanks, Ces! This is one of the highlights of my life. Also on the list: when I was born and when I got married.

* My feelings can definitely be represented by “MEH” but what I actually said when the movie was over was: “I don’t know why Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio got married. They really did not like each other.” I said that because I’m a comedian and I wanted to say something funny and unexpected and I think I did just that. There was huge trailer talk. Great trailers!

Someone posted this recently on Facebook and it’s mesmerizing. I felt the need to share it. This almost makes me want to have a pregnant wife just so I can see her in a leotard. I didn’t know they made maternity leotards. I would have had that up there pretty high on the impractically retarded pregnancy list next to maternity corset and maternity suit of armor. Still, I’m getting one for the mother of my children.

My favorite parts are the solo rap, rhyming bagel and kegel, and the awkward hug. I also want to point out that the instructions at the end are not only appropriate for pregnant women but for all people. Be sure you can carry on a normal conversation before continuing. If you cannot, you may have had a stroke. Can you smell cheese? Can you not carry on a normal conversation AND you smell cheese? Get to a doctor! GO!

Hulu got permission (finally) to put this up. I can watch this over and over for days. I was feeling a little down this morning but now, I have renewed energy.