Kevin Tor

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Our Twilight video “The Duel” is on the Atom.com Showdown. The winner gets on Comedy Central which would be sweet.

Go here and vote for us. We are up against “Sex Offender Shuffle” which went viral but it’s about quality views, not quantity views. Right? Help us win! We need this more than they do.

Score one for Freshwater Picnic!! We got featured by Atom.com who is owned by Comedy Central!

PETA asked Ben and Jerry’s to use human breast milk to make their ice cream instead of the traditionally tasty cow milk. Few things could get me out of my current lifestyle of sitting on the couch and watching TV waiting for Comedy Central to call me* but this is one of them. You see, women only produce milk when they are pregnant (unless something’s severely wrong and then they should see a doctor) and a man would be needed to do the impregnating. I can do this job. My wife would be fine with it because she loves ice cream and I’d probably get an awesome employee discount. Also, it’s always been a dream of mine to be a stud. Almost nothing about my appearance screams “stud” but if it’s my title, people would be forced to acknowledge it. Do you hear that, High School? I’m a stud! In your it’s-been-so-long-I-should-let-it-go faces!